The REPUBLICANS Are To Blame For America's Current Mess!
It's All Bush's Fault!
By: Peter Egan Jr.
Despite the fact that liberal Democrats have controlled the American Government for the past three years (since everything started going down the toilet), I thought I'd humor myself and put myself in their (the left's) shoes, and attempt to rationalize a way to blame the Republicans for the Democrats' dirty deeds.
So here's what I came up with:
Cheney is doing his dirty-work from his hospital bed under the guise of him being there to receive treatment for chest pains.
Don't believe for one moment the right-wing propaganda that the Dems despite having had control of BOTH the House and Senate since 2007, the Presidency for the past year and the benefit of having a lame-duck Commander-in-Chief for '07 and '08; that they are in any way responsible for this current mess.
Bush orchestrated it all so as to make the Democrats look bad once they took over every major branch of the Federal government. It's all Bush's fault! Well, it's mostly Bush's fault, but the entirety of the blame lies solely in the hands of the GOP.
The really big shocker here is that the guy was even smart enough to pull it off, cuz' we all know W's a few fries short of a Happy Meal. Sure, he can't be both an evil genius and village idiot, but that's never stopped us from levying such ctiticisms in the past, and I see no reason to let that little fact derail this in-depth rationalization. He's an idiot who's just smart enough to orchestrate America's economic and military collapse in such a way that it didn't start until AFTER he left office. There's nothing contradictory in that statement. It must be Bush's fault. Who else could possibly have wreaked so much havoc on America beginning the day the Democrats took power in the House and Senate (which means they controlled both chambers of Congress)? Cheney may have had some role in the destruction, but Bush was the mastermind behind the conspiracy to make President Barack Obama and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi look bad.
Okay, that's enough sarcasm for one night. To all my liberal friends out there, I really am laughing with you and not at you. No really, I am. I'm operating under the assumption that it's all in good fun and nobody's going to get their feelings hurt over a little fun-poking. If anyone does get offended by the above commentary, well that's your problem --- not mine.
Tags: Congress, Democrats, GOP, Obama
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