Senator David Vitter (R-LA) Wins Support of SuperMixxer FatLester

Senator David Vitter of Louisiana with SuperMixxer FatLester

Saturday, October 31, 2009

I had the great honor and privilege on the night of Friday, October 30, 2009, of meeting, chatting and dining with Senator David Vitter of Louisiana.

This was my first time meeting Senator Vitter, and it was quite an evening to remember. I know many of the other top elected officials in Louisiana, and quite frankly I am surprised that it took this long before the Senator and I crossed paths for the first time. Nonetheless, Sen. Vitter was as cordial and gentlemanly as could be, and his being in attendance certainly made this a night to remember for all that were present at the event.

Thank you Senator Vitter for gracing us with your presence, and entertaining us with your charm.

(FROM LEFT: Fat Lester, Senator David Vitter, Peter and Pam Egan)

While you have no way of knowing this, tonight you earned the dedicated support of a political mercenary whose battles are fought in the arena of ideas, and more often that not are won handily. That mercenary goes by the name of Fat Lester.

As of October 30, 2009, Fat Lester is in your corner, ready to help fight the good fight alongside you, and to defend you against slanderous attacks by the state-run media and the cerebrally-challenged bloggers whose political convictions amount to little more than misfounded assumptions about what pop-culture considers to be "cool".

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You've secured the support of a major ally who will do everything within his (my) capability to see to it that neither Charlie Melancon nor anyone else will mount any serious challenge to your reelection campaign.

Anyone considering running against you should take a long second-look to reconsider whether the reward of the political office is worth being subjected to the spot-on criticism and superior logic with which I will dismantle and annihilate any and all arguments they may put forth in an effort to portray themselves in a positive light relative to yourself.

Your political challengers are now in my cross-hairs (figuratively speaking, of course), and will be the subject of eloquent, articulate and scathing criticisms should they decide to run against you that will force them to ask themselves if it's really worth the trouble.

Senator Vitter, you are MY Senator, and YOU have MY unconditional support for any reelection bid you decide to seek, as well as any other public office you may decide to pursue at some point in the future.

You have fought like a true patriot for those of us who believe in American ideals and the sanctity of the Constitution of the United States of America. In return for your years of loyal and dedicated service, I hereby vow to fight for you, as a means of helping to ensure you continue to represent the people of Louisiana for as long as you desire to do so.

Sure, I am but one person. But I'm not your everyday Joe, and I think you will find my contributions to be of some tangible benefit toward the advancement of your political goals.

Thank you again, Senator, for all the hard work you've done in the face of adversity and under constant scrutiny. Your service has not gone unnoticed, and you've gained an ally tonight whose value towards assisting in the advancement of your objectives is greater than you could ever fathom until you've seen it first-hand for yourself.

I'm sure many or your constituents have made similar claims. However, in time, you will come to see that my words are anything but empty, and my commitment to help right the wrongs of our out-of-control government in Washington is unwavering.

The time to retake America is now, and every claim I have made in this excessively long writing will be substantiated with actions in due time. I'm with you man. Let's do this!

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